Have you heard?
There’s a new American Girl doll.
Meet Gwen. The homeless doll.
Yep.
You should know that according to an article in the New York Post, Gwen comes with a story book that explains how she became homeless. Her dad walked out, mom lost her job, and they ended up living in their car.
Wouldn’t you just love to give this little bit o’ happiness to your sweet, wide-eyed baby girl?
“Honey, men are losers. Women are helpless, and life stinks. Oh, and here’s a doll to reinforce all that garbage so you can grow up to be miserable, bitter and alone.”
After all, we wouldn’t want the kiddos to be too optimistic and hopeful about their future, would we?
What’s next? The Crack Whore doll?
Oh, wait. I forgot.
Bratz already has the corner on the sleazy doll market.
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I had to comment on the Bratz Dolls, for which I have had a particular loathing for about five years…why can’t toys be innocent anymore? Why does a girls’ doll have to show more skin than Britney Spears, or even live in a car!!
Part of growing up is being innocent about this kind of nonsense. But not anymore, not when you can make a quick buck out of it.
I second Aaron with the comment about LOATHING Bratz dolls. They look like they should come with a prescription for Valtrex for the herpes you know they are hiding under their skirt.
As for the American Girl doll, I’ll be interested to see how many are sold. I would imagine people buying American Doll girls aren’t going to rush out to buy this one.
I say hear, hear!