Posted by Colleen     March 6, 2009

Did You Know?

1. Did you know you should not watch Where the Red Fern Grows with your 4-year-old son when you are full of raging pregnancy hormones, and your own aging dogs are lying at your feet? I could not stop sobbing. I think David was a little worried about his Mommie.

2. Did you know Mom is the one who gets stuck eating the rest off the Extra-Value size box of cereal after everyone else is tired of eating it for breakfast? I never want to see Fruity Pebbles again.

3. Did you know after 12 — Wait 13?  No 11.  Yes it’s 11. After 11 years of marriage you have to stop and count on your fingers to remember for sure how long it’s been?

4. Did you know Tom and Jerry is just as entertaining as it was 30 years ago, and so much less annoying than SpongeBob? Bless the people at Cartoon Network.

5. Did you know despite an article that I read that said children do not learn new words from watching TV, they do in fact learn new words from watching TV? Horrendous, kooky, and boo-yah were added to the vocabulary this week.

6. Did you know they will then use those words to tell you they don’t want to eat their lunch because it is “horrendous”, you are “kooky” for expecting them to get dressed in the morning, and praise you with “boo-ya Mommie” when you offer them a cookie for a snack?

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