Category Archives: Humor

Never Take a Selfie with a Bear

Never Take a Selfie with a Bear

Last fall, the U.S. Forest Service sent out a public service announcement warning tourists not to take selfies with bears they happened upon in the wild. If you need evidence to believe society is headed for another Dark Age, there you go. Why do people need to be told these things? Isn’t that sort of obvious? My,… Continue Reading

The Big One

The Big One

It was warm and the windows were open. In my bedroom, I heard a low rumbling sound coming from outside. Certain I was about to get proof that our neighbors were channeling Walter White, because the meth lab in their basement was exploding, I ran to look out the window. Then the window frames rattled and shook.… Continue Reading

Forty Marches On

I think I’m supposed to be sad, feel old and spent. Maybe I should look back at the past with regret about the rolled jeans and Eastland loafers I wore all through high school. I’m supposed to feel like youth is lost to me forever, and I’m on a downward spiral toward elastic waist polyester… Continue Reading

I Mustache You Some Questions

I Mustache You Some Questions

The always funny Katy over at Experienced Bad Mom tagged me to play “I Mustache You Some Questions.” I don’t think Katy actually has a mustache, but she does make me laugh, so I am happy to oblige. 1. Four names people call me other than my real name OK. This one hurts a little,… Continue Reading