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Crap Kids Say

January 26, 2012 By Colleen 2 Comments

Me: If you weren’t so cute…

Wade: I’d be dead.

 

Me: David you need to take a bath.

David: I took a bath four times in a row. Isn’t that enough?!

 

Me: You want a hot dog to eat?

Wade: Uh-huh. I’ll pay for it.

 

David: Little boys like to talk about disgusting things.

 

Out of the mouths of babes!

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Meet Colleen

I’m a married mom of two boys. I’ve celebrated my 29th birthday 7 times. I’m a writer, Adobe lover and dabbler in web and graphic design. I love the beach. I think life is too short to spend it driving 35 miles one-way for unpasteurized goat cheese. I believe God gave us disposable diapers to make life easier. I gladly send my children out of the home to school, so that someone else can have a crack at getting through to them. I’ve never organized a boycott on Twitter or written an E-book with the words, “31 Days to” in the title. I spend most of my time making sure everyone in my house is wearing pants. [Read More …]

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